Michael Kelly

Walk for the Animals

There I was, trying to like, you know, sing … and all these dogs are yapping and barking and carrying on. So I says “Hey, I’m gonna need you dogs to keep it down” and miracle of miracles, they got quiet, for a second, then one dog said something like “arrrooooooo” and so I said “Ah man, I was just kidding, you can make as much noise as you want” and right on cue they all started yapping and barking and carrying on just like before, ‘cept you know, it was different.